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Today DingoFlash paddled up the Amazon River on a homemade raft. Upon encountering a jungle tribe DingoFlash traded an old copy of Hustler Magazine for a solid gold death mask.
October 2012, The Amazon
Today Dingoflash invented an energy maker. Dingoflash has beaten physics.
September 2012, Berne
Today DingoFlash designed a bridge spanning the Atlantic. After frantic negotiations ‘Little Chef’ have secured the catering rights.
September 2012, The Azores
Today DingoFlash helped a local farmer with his harvest. The farmer offered DingoFlash a piglet as reward. DingoFlash demanded a foal.
August 2012, Dorset
Today DingoFlash stole a car. DingoFlash was pulled over by two policemen. Using hypnosis, DingoFlash convinced the policemen the car was not stolen. Later, the policemen lost their jobs.
August 2012, San Francisco
Today DingoFlash shaved a patch of fur from the leg of a neighbourhood cat. Under the fur, the cat had a tattoo. It was a tattoo of another cat.
August 2012, Helsinki
Today DingoFlash met a wizard. The wizard turned DingoFlash into a frog. DingoFlash turned the Wizard into an ant. DingoFlash ate the wizard. DingoFlash gradually changed back into DingoFlash.
August 2012, Bucharest
Today DingoFlash was driving in the countryside. A dragonfly flew in the car window. DingoFlash closed the window and took the dragonfly back to the city.
July 2012, Bruges
Today DingoFlash found an attaché case filled with feathers. After consulting an encyclopaedia DingoFlash identified the feathers. They are sparrow feathers.
July 2012, Marseille
Today DingoFlash had a sore paw. On inspection, a staple was found lodged in the paw. A nearby office worker removed the staple with a staple remover.
July 2012, London
Today DingoFlash entered into negotiations with Tampax and Skoda regarding the formation of a new Formula One racing team.
July 2012, Silverstone
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